Friday, January 11, 2008

Things I want to knit (NOT!)

I thought that I would share with you some of the knitting gems that I have dug up from the pattern books in my local library. Enjoy!


I can't help but respect all the work that would go into something like this. However any kid that wears something like this is asking to get beat up at recess. It screams nerd.


This sweater is making me dizzy just by looking at it. I think I am starting to get queasy. Plus is it not a very flattering shape even for a kid.


This is just awful, it is a sweater travesty. Could you imagine putting this monstrosity on your child? My husband would have me committed if I even tried to knit something like this.

7 comments:

Gina said...

Oh my! I agree with you on respecting the workmanship on that first one, though.

Jaelithe said...

I think I OWNED that second sweater at some point as a child. Only it was fluorescent green or something.

This was not by choice, mind you.

chelle said...

hehe those are pretty crazy!

The Mama Hood said...

you are so funny! Love your blog! Aloha!

Karen (Pediascribe) said...

I agree, all take talent, but all of them are sure to get a kid pummeled. No question about that.

fancypantsnancy said...

You should have named this post "nitting Atrocities"

Damselfly said...

I agree -- no regular kid would want to wear that sweater!