Ooo burn!!!

Conversation between me and my husband as we were packing the diaper bag for church.

AM: "Let's bring the periscopes. The boys will have fun peeping over the pews with them."

Husband gathers both of the periscopes and casually examines them.

H: "I can tell that you made this one. There are two nails that are not fully hammered in."

AM examines the periscope in question.

AM: "Nope! That one is yours."

H: "How can you tell?"

AM: "It does not have the split in the top where I mishammered in a nail."

Not only did I put together a better and smoother product, but I did it faster than him because I took the time to read the directions. I never took any shop classes in school, but my daddy taught his girls how to hammer a nail with the best of them.