I have decided that tomorrow is Blame Everything on my Husband Day. I wanted to start it today but since it was late afternoon when I came to this conclusion it was moved to tomorrow.
Global warming? Yep it is my husband's fault that the planet has a fever.
Something spilled on the floor? My husband did something that caused the spill.
The kids are cranky? Yep his fault again even though he leaves the house before they wake up.
The weather is not as nice as you like it? Yup it is my husband's fault.
Anything goes tomorrow. Feel free to add your suggestions about things that are my husband's fault.